I think we can all agree that the hamburger helper glove is just a more talented leading man than the human-shaped block of wood they used in that...
In a writing class, we had to write something based off a really non-sensical prompt we were given so we'd actually be creative or whatever. Mine...
Some people live in their own little world without any self awareness :emoji_shrug: Best you can do is try and treat others with decency or...
The entire time Matt was in his wheelchair and starting to feel better, but couldn't bend over or walk for long spurts was me going, "Stop doing...
[img] I love it! Happy Birthday, Sasha! :emoji_laughing: I made a cake with tuna and sardines and it made the room smell like a...
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I recently objected to being pigeon holed as the crazy cat lady...when I also have dogs! [img]
[img][img] [img] Ugh, now I need to work off all the bread and pastry eating. just the worst!
Ohhh, now it's hailing! [img]
Heard the weirdest noise...like a tapping sound? I could NOT figure out what it was...it was rain. Weird, desert rain! [IMG]
3 loaves of sourdough with SAD the sourdough finally perked up after being frozen, a braided brioche ring filled with cheesecake filling, and then...
I committed to so much baking today :emoji_sob: Why did earlier this week me offer this stuff?!
[img] I wish I was ever as excited about anything as Skeeter is about running.
The first time Matt ever took me out to the farm, I got excited by the creek and started with the, “you got a real purty mouth, boy” ... and then...
[img] Sure, petting you would be a horrible invasion of personal space, but watching me in the bathroom is well within the realm of normal...
We can hobble around the block together, decrepit as fuck. Hey bb, did you hear? Bifocals are sexy now. It's true. I read it on an internet...
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