Falcon Punch?
Aren't Keurigs the official measurement for poop?
Sure. I mean who doesn't love having to clean up a mess?
Nothing that comes out of your body is really rewarding and awesome.
Alaska has bets for when the official thaw and first snow is.
To be fair.. You are punishing you. You had them kids.
I believe it's where the more northern areas of the country get days off to do blow for a few days out of the year.
Ew. No.
More hits! Anyone got a bad paying fast batch?
A hour to get two dollars.. Bah!
Oooooh! I coulda sworn that Twitter said they were straight up dropping it.
Yay! Eleven up, and ten are reserved. God damn it.
Didn't Google buy Twitter? Or have they not managed to gobble them up yet?
$8.25... I want to breach $10 before 6 AM PST.
They also sell ad space.
I need more of that internet money, guy!
I miss Vine... And Tweetdeck.
The dicks is this?
Well I'm up to $5 now.
I just guzzle tea like a baus.
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