I believe your statement, fellow fleshbag! [img]
[img] What are you thinking about, bud? [img] YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY DARK ABYSS OF FEELINGS, MOTHER!
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ok, strip her [img] of her title [img]
[IMG] I'd take 1/4 of that, please!
Trying to get back on my old schedule and wondering how I ever had this much energy. [img]
He's busy trying (and failing) to drink from the sink. [img]
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Matt, when I'm watching a horrible reality show: [img] Matt, when I dare watch an episode when he isn't home to lurk around and secretly watch...
[img] Did I purposely pick a college without a football program to care about? YES. No split loyalty at least:emoji_grin:
No no, see, I give the money to Cal State and then they toss it in a huge pile to dive into it like Scrooge McDuck while I weep about looking for...
responsible adult [img]
[ATTACH] [img] Yayyyyy
How were they ever this little?!:emoji_sob: [img]
Ohhh, do it! Do it! I usually make the boys birthday cakes, too! Skeet and Frank turn 8 & 9 in March and where did the time go?! THEY USED TO BE...
One of my besties got engaged yesterday, and the conversation we were having a couple hours before her beau popped the question was about throwing...
We had a ton of rain and snow this winter, so I'm hoping for a nice bloom this spring before it turns into sandy desert summer where everything is...
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