[img] She's nice to me:blush:
Well, apparently, when he first started work, several of them thought he was gay and living with a man named Burt or Bearnie, which is basically...
Matt's assistant THOUGHT HE HAD A BIRD for weeks and weeks. He kept saying things like, "Oh! Birdie is gonna love this redbull!" and "Look at the...
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[img] Ooof, that's a rough one! There there, there there.
[img] Worry not! I'm just giving you shit :emoji_stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
I'm from NY, went to college in SC, moved a few times, and now I'm in California:emoji_laughing: And I'm being sucked in by the Cal State Vortex,...
Cause I went to Clemson! @ChrisTurk :ban: [IMG] [IMG]
[img] Amazon still insists I live in South Carolina despite that being several years ago haha.
Would a cookie help?
I threw my friend a 46th birthday party this year and got relighting candles to razz him. As soon as he tried and failed to blow them out, I...
[img] [img] Everyone else in my family (well, the side of the family I grew up with hah) has straight hair and then there's me...I love it now,...
I got a plastic ring from a quarter machine and droped it on the playground in front of my crush, James (he was a triplet, but I liked him best),...
My mom gave me the opposite of a frizzy perm (as I already had wildly curly hair)- SHE DECIDED A BOB BOWL LIKE HAIRCUT WAS A SOLID IDEA...and I...
I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. [img] I was the kid who turned into a lobster over a band-aid:emoji_laughing:
They are thinking about putting stairs between the office and the shop at the bot's job, so that it's faster to get up and down there, so they...
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