The tequila seemed to help. :( [IMG]
There’s been a lot of “ there there,” and we broke out the tequila. [img]
[img] Go Team that helped me win with a ton of defense points and lamar jackson! I was teetering on not starting the ravens defense that last...
Lemme practice this now, so I don't vomit when I say it in 20 minutes to please my friend: Goooooo Ravens! [IMG]
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I'm currently contractually obligated to root for the Ravens, as my friend is a die hard Ravens fan (who watches big Clemson games with me) and we...
You’re snappy today! [img]
That's where I'm watching the Clemson game:emoji_grin: Going on a tour of the Nevada Test Site (where they blew up nukes), yipee!:emoji_nerd:
too much sugar [img]
Huh now? :emoji_thinking: I was just making a turkerhub after dark gif joke about liking sound proofed rooms... possibly for perve purposes? Our...
Especially funny because I turned down Matt-bot the first time he asked me out. Took him almost 6 years before I said yes:emoji_laughing: Mostly...
When I was little, I had a buddy named Frank who lived a few houses down. We were playing in the basement one day when he asked if he could kiss...
I don't mind if they are polite and don't get annoyed when I say the words, "I have a boyfriend, no thanks!" but the amount of times some guy...
I'm not sure if I related this story yet, but when we were in Glendale, my girlfriend was chatting up some dudes and liked one of them, so I was...
Ohhh, you just triggered my rage with that one! I KNOW YOU HEARD ME ASK FOR HELP, DUDE! The only thing more annoying than an employee ignoring me...
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