[img] Sigh I'll go fill the kiddie pool with mud. :emoji_kissing_heart: The jell-o stains too much, ok?!
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Someone likes to pull the flowers off the stem. [img] He regrets nothing.
fun fact: if you donate a kidney, you get extra points in the system if you ever go into failure into the future, which bumps you up the list if...
Whew. I did not read the word "condiment," at first.
My 6'3" friend does me the favor of picking me up and letting me see things from that height:emoji_laughing:
Have you ever been denied a glass of champagne at a nice restaurant because the waitress claims your license is a fake?
I took this and the audio version of The Stand camping. Creeped myself out a ton:emoji_laughing: [img]
I finally finished House of Leaves because I bought that book for book club, dammit! I was gonna read it! Just took me like 2 years to get around...
Have you accidentally texted your friend things meant for your partner, because they have similarly spelled names? [img]
[MEDIA] This and Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales always run thru my head when I think about Scrooge McDuck:emoji_laughing:
Got to feel like @Ana* last night at super best friend dinner:emoji_grin: We went fancy, yo! Had the best Chicken Cordon Bleu I've had since I...
Big group trip to Vegas with like 4 cars and 2 planes...have had this on the book for 6 months, have had an email chain planning it for 3. I was...
[img] Artisanal Satan approves this cheese!
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