You ever think about doing E-sports brackets?
Hm. Seems I might not be making more than what I already have. Heroes of the Storm event ends 10AM tomorrow and I have to hit a store.
I need to stop sleeping in.
I never insult people. :D I am a tree, after all. You moving things need my farts to live.
That is an x vs y claim issue.
Why? Do you like superglueing swampballs?
Things like this is why I never leave a coastal state.
Mine does.
Get a moat. Or a field of landmines.
In SoCal it's perfectly legal to use lethal force on anyone who enters your home without permission. That said, I'd just beat them with a rolling...
Nah. If they go onto your property without permission or a legal reason then you can kill them legally.
I live in SoCal and just stay inside.
Not in some states.
I also don't plan on getting married, because it's a stupid tradition.
This is why I intend to never have kids.
I answer the door in my underwear, chubbed up a little. I then talk to them for a minute before slamming the door closed.
No. That is the door to door evangelicals.
Always try and use an Archer meme if you can.
Cats do as cats want.
I probably could be making bank right now... But Get Him to the Greek watching and beer drinking won't do themselves.
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