If you are an atheist is there really any sin?
Was it a tossed salad?
We can now have McChickens for dinner.
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I wake up to the sound of water running then I feel the overwhelming urge to pee, gets me up.
Yes this is Mr Snowden.
I was sitting in my office and this popped into my mind this morning... [IMG]
Oh yea well mine asks me what we're going to do today and I say...the same thing we do everyday...take over the world!
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Damn that is kind of ironic.
I don't drink so I guess I don't really understand how someone can't stop, just me though.
It's created a bizarre dynamic among my kids, the older 2 seem really upset while the younger 2 just seem indifferent.
To be fair he doesn't have much, he's going to leave his wife hosed with bills she can't pay. He's like 54...
A doctor told him he had cirrosis of the liver back in the spring...he's been a functioning alcoholic for a long time. He supposedly cut back on...
So uh my wifes brother in law is going to die....that news came out of nowhere.
Is it a Tesla?
Hey now at least they provide me entertainment, Jeff Bezos only provides entertainment when I call him Dr Evil.
I always enjoy how we get stories about rich fucktards like we're supposed to care.
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