You'd be amazed at what you can fit in a pantry. Mine's the size of a closet and is full of a ton of shit. [ATTACH] And that's only like half the...
Yea, it's really just completely nutritionally shitty. I let her have it once in a while, but she's already a small kid compared to a lot of the...
My kid 100% would live on instant ramen if i'd let her. Her favorite food type is poverty.
Oh it's all totally ok honestly if it's a once in a while type of thing, but after months and months in a row of having that 4+ nights a week, I...
When I was on a strictly food stamps grocery budget we basically existed on hamburger helper with 1/4 of a lb of hamburger in it, because cheap....
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I'd be disappointed in you if you didn't. And frozen pizzas are 100% legit if you doctor them up. Alone they kinda just taste like tomato-y...
You know how to make that, right? Most people forget the last step where they insert it into my mouth. [img]
Worst parent ever award goes to me :emoji_sweat_smile: Cissnei was writing another Valentine's card for her friend, and she brought it to me...
Dude, crime like that is such a foreign idea to me that I forget it's a real thing sometimes. Here we basically have drugs, and theft (but not...
Insanely miserable. But luckily I have a method of getting rid of them/at least making them not so bad that works well for me, so it's not -SO-...
:masters: Guess I can't do it. I'll just give you my migraine so you can do it, Kay?
Nobody online is real, you are all artificial intelligence designed to make me feel not alone :tinfoil: No I actually had a dream once where I...
I survived a day socializing with another adult :flail: But I also didn't eat all day, got a horrible migraine, and was ducking into the bathroom...
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I missed drama? Now I have to actually go back and read things that happened when I wasn't here. Damn you guys and making me do things :flail:
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This lady just seems so... uppity, and snobby, and FAKE. She's been at 2 of the 3 parties my little one has been to, and she's the room mother for...
"Fun things" about being a parent #91734678 - When you get a notification that your kid has been invited to a birthday party. For the classmate...
Oooh, also I think @Coraniaid might've been right, I think the noise might be a phone backup thingie. I looked around and I have these little...
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