hostel had a bad spelling moment
Ah like in hostile...wait a minute.
If it's really that bad you might wanna invest in a rubber suit or fishing waders.
Whoa what, I would never
Like if its just a couple of splashes the apron will be fine if you come out looking like you poured a pot of water on your stomach then nothing...
Depends how wet you get...
Oh no this story is hilarious...she asked me where my chores list was so I took that as an opportunity to be funny...I said, you know how you have...
So to streamline some things around here before school starts I made some chores lists for my kids...they each have 2 things on them....2...
You should take a more positive out look on things sir.
I love winter...
95 to 25, sweet
I've done open mic twice, I was starting to pursue it before covid and bam...it's not to hard to fill 3-5 minutes that's like 2 good bits lol.
Dudes have whiskers,check out my beard
I personally like the message Limp Bizkit sends out there you know that you can skin someones ass raw with a chainsaw.
So you did it all for the nookie then?
Anyone ever actually done an open mic for standup before?
Little did you guys know the range is right here.......:::grabs microphone::
My jokes are off the mark today, back to the range.
sabot
That hit was 150 dollars.
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