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Think I'd be calling "duck fat" on that. Unless I was REAAAALLLLY bored.
Hmm... good question Sergey. Is "cockmunches" a real word? That'll probably keep me up tonight...
Hey, did you guys hear about the butcher who accidently backed into a meat grinder? He got a little BEHIND in his work.
Hablo espanol? If so, there's a lot of UserBobs you can do. As for me, what I just printed here comprises about 25 percent of the Spanish I know....
Agreed, but to paraphrase Chief Wiggum from The Simpsons, "Oh, sure, we'd all like to have REAL friends, but what are the odds of that happening?"...
Awww.. that's wonderful! Sadly, I can't say I've known too many people in my life (male or female) who if I confessed to having had a dream about...
Awww... bummer. I DO have to ask though, did you ever tell your friend about the dream? Or did you figure that would make things a little too...
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NSFW Ahhh... I wanted to hear the story that started out with, "I'd never been with another woman before, but it was something I'd often thought...
I don't know about anyone else, but I could totally stand to hear more about this. :emoji_stuck_out_tongue:
Some reason this song popped in my head. [MEDIA]
My dogs also hate it when random people keep telling them that their depression would be cured if they'd just accept God into their hearts. Oh,...
My dogs also hate thunderstorms, but that's pretty common among dogs, I think.
Let me guess, is he freaked out by all the firework noises? That's how mine are reacting.
Michael Turk. "Short and easy" hits. [IMG]
Awww... Lindsay Lohan before she went nuts.
Ahhh... I slip off to do two quick 50 cent hits and now all the Henderson's are gone. :(
I can top it! :) [MEDIA] (To just hear the music part skip to 1:20)
This would go perfect with "Yakety Sax". (Course, just about anything goes good with "Yakety Sax")
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