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I have the laziest alarm app. It has a tendency to randomly decide it will go off 4 minutes late. Or 1 minute. Or 3 minutes. Sometimes 9. Never...
Sorry, guys, but that says "Ties". [spoiler]
My thoughts exactly...
Maybe I should go back to sleep. I missed this because I did not realize I wasn't even logged into mturk yet. So, obviously OW made no noise....
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Hello, all. I have literally only come here to share something that I thought some of you might enjoy more than my boyfriend did. [IMG] It...
Who the fuck wants to dilute their cheese with bread? These must be those people who put ice cubes in their beer and/or wine. Don't get me...
Um, duh. :tinfoil: .....Is that not the normal way to eat cheese?
I'm also pretty sure I've watching everything on Hulu, Netflix, and Amazon. [img]
...So, wine-yoga turned into wine-and-more-spaghetti. That's a win, right? ...Right?
It is Friday night, and I am off to invent a new method of watching Hulu. I think I will call it... Hulu and wine-yoga. It is similar to "Neflix...
Ugh, wasting all that time and effort sucks. I was lucky and could tell before bothering that the raw meat was bad, because nothing was covering...
GET OUT, our pork loin turned out to be spoiled also, so we made spaghetti. Italian food wins the night!
I do not, but if all else fails, Amazon usually swoops in for the win. [img]
Holy shit, I am doing this as soon as I figure out where one buys tennis balls.
My boyfriend is a smoker, and he also does not clean up his (enclosed) porch ashtray often enough. Suddenly, the house smells like smoked sausages...
Seriously. Tell Matt that you've got to go because [insert friend name here] is almost at the house to pick you up for [insert restaurant name...
It sounds like you are definitely being box blocked. (Not cool.) Grab aforementioned dude by the arm and tell him that if he is hanging around...
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