Napkins smell like food. My old boy is mostly deaf and blind, so he doesn't do too well at the groomers anymore. He just seems really scared for...
Hey pot, have you met kettle?
My beagle used to hide those green dental sticks in my couch. He's start freaking out whenever I'd sit over his hiding spot. Took me about 3...
Yeah, my oldest dog loves napkins. If I leave one laying around he'll eat it when I leave the room. If he doesn't puke it up, it usually gets...
I got up to get some water and my dog just ate a cupcake wrapper right off my desk. Can't wait for him to puke that up in about 20 minutes....
I have chili in my freezer. Bit of a drive though.
The episode with Rhys Darby and Kumail Nanjiani is really good in the first revival season.
Even the last season?
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I hope you fall down and people laugh at you. [IMG]
Jokes on them because fat is actually good for you compared to the those "low fat" foods which are full of sugar. [IMG]
He was throwing off the stairs, so I'll give him a pass. Probably drunk too.
Typical Boston fans. [MEDIA]
Amphetamines.
I ordered this new aftershave that just came in. It's black tea and vanilla scent. I almost took a sip out of the bottle it smelled so good. Like...
His feet are bigger than that kid's shoes.
You are way underestimating that guy. Try over 3 feet and 150+ lbs. Maybe over 175 lbs.
One day CT is gonna ban you from TV for all these qual hit reviews.
Yeah, I have a set that's some kind of cloth, so I have to put them in the washer. I can't find any replacements though because washing them isn't...
I used to have vertical blinds on one of my windows, but all the dog noses made them discolored.
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