*looks at Desean Jackson sitting on the bench* :emoji_cry:
0-0-16
That's like .500 better than the Browns record though.
Amazing. Absolutely amazing.
This Browns game is amazing. It's like watching a dumpster fire get hit by a train that derails into an oil refinery and gets hit by an airplane.
Invest in a couple plastic oil drums. They hold anything. I've even seen people grow potatoes in them.
You chill or I'll start triggering you with David Carr gifs. [IMG]
So, Watson isn't looking to good so far. Poor Texans.
And Turkey.
Bay Area, San Diego, and the wine country are all the same place.
TIL the Bay Area is in Southern Cali.
California has so many people that I like to think of it a giant city.
The drawback to living somewhere that people are assholes is the high rent.
How can anyone read this and not be skeptical? [IMG]
Oh good, boxing is on. Now I can watch grown men beat each other instead of thinking about being beaten as a child.
My dad always dumb old people shit, like 'they should give swats to kids in school. All it takes is once they'll think twice about doing something...
Both my grannies were pretty OG.
We didn't have stuff to make switched out of in the desert. We had to go out back and pick a piece of cactus, then put it on the end of a stick...
My grandma had this metal ruler. That thing stung on the back of the legs. She even hit my tongue with it a few times for cursing.
Adrian Peterson is your dad?
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