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mine will just say "Have a birthday" and then I'll get rejected for being an Indian person
elbow macaroni. Now that's a versatile noodle we all can appreciate.
spaghetti is a subpar noodle. It's difficult to eat.
the fuck. one time my friend's grandma yelled at me because I wasn't hungry. I wasn't even like at their house or anything. I was outside...
italians are fucking weird
that's fucked up if they automatically activated it - because I bet if you go into your settings its set to auto-renewal after the free period....
yeah but can she make cornbread?
stab that stupid ugly face in the eyes with my phone charger
yeah I'm sure if it was something he knew to be genuinely dangerous he'd have been more careful I'm sure.
after I flooded, my girlfriend's dad came over to help replace some outlets in the crawlspace. He's been doing this shit professionally for like...
fucking Mike
it's not actually hot as fuck, just feels really nice - because it's quite a bit warmer than it's been. I'd prefer whatevr you got probably
It's 50 degrees here, and it's hot as fuck
and... blocked
emerald here only because green is the best of all colors
Hey! this is photoshopped
actually thought this was an AC at first, until I realized what the surfvey was about
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE GEMSTONE?!?!?!"
Are you trying to tell people there's actual plebs in this world that don't spend at least 199 dollars a year on diamond jewelry? :O
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