He thought you did because I hadn't talked to him since Monday night. He messaged me like "uhhh??" :emoji_joy:
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just more evil gifts, because that's clearly a jinx.
in a little while imma need to pick your brain about stuff on worker because i'm getting frustrated at how inept i'm feeling but something's wacky...
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watch for this tomorrow on reddit. edit: this goes to slothbear's unquotable post
I couldn't bring myself to type that shit. I'd be like "You're a big doo-doo head. I'm so sorry I said that!"
I just saw a Taylor Swift display in Target and I almost sent you a picture, but there were a lot of people around and I wasn't in the mood to be...
My dad sold on eBay for a living and I followed in his footsteps before I took up turking “full” time, and I’ve never *knock on wood* had an...
I use USPS religiously. Their flat-rate options are usually great. I’ve found that prices are comparable between all three main shipping...
I got a bunch from them back then too :o That was way before I knew about TO. Totally forgot about them. Jerks.
And would add so much sodium to your dog fart stew.
I hereby request that your next recipe includes dog farts. How do you measure them? Length, strength? Can you zest it like an orange? Fart zest?...
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