You're the final form of a gluten allergy. We're like 3 years from that fad diet and you have a whole bunch of new "lipid protein free" options.
How can you be allergic to lettuce? It's just water in plant form.
I'd ether you, then you'd wake up in a taco joint. My aspirations mostly involve food and margaritas. [img]
He paid out a bunch of bonuses, then *poof* Didn't even say goodbye
The new furniture looks great through the front window. The dog jumps up there when you're not home.
Oh, I forgot to mention that I got it from some border patrol agents that I knew who got it from some ATF guys.
I've had a couple jars of that crap. It's so nasty. Corn and anise does not belong in alcohol. I used to have a jar that I kept around just to...
Yeah, that sounds pretty bad. Like just having a slice would be enough. I usually just leave the jar and spoon on the bar and people will grab...
Never seen a bathtub in a dorm, so we just used those nasty ass trash cans we usually threw out all the Solo cups in.
I have a jar full of cherries and everclear. They are good for parties, but eventually they get hollowed out and turn white. I wouldn't drink that...
I was thinking some frozen drink concoction with ground up oatmeal, clear liquor, and ice. Garnish with taco seasoning.
What is the alcohol version of that food you eat?
I've been getting these green chiles at Costco and they're dope. [IMG] Good chance they have that stuff in your area since you're pretty close...
Take him into the forest and drop him there. If he can make home, then kick out. He's already proved that he can survive on his own.
That pretty much describes what happens when you get divorced before the age of 40.
I was pretty much a total fuckwit in high school. Probably why I don't know anyone from back then. I only see one guy from high school around the...
Is morbid curiosity the only reason people go to reunions? Maybe it's just different in towns where so many people leave, like mine.
What's your secret?
I know it's a joke. The only person out there brave enough to try so far last 4 whole years! Next time I'm gonna try for at least double digits.
Nice. [img] If you ever need marriage advice, don't ever ask me. Trust me, it's for your protection.
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