Jokes on you, I haven't read a full book in years.
The other option is spending half your yearly income on daycare. Or just leaving them home alone all day while you go out drinking anyway.
The key is to foist them off on various relatives when you don't want to deal with them so you can spend the money the government gives you to...
The more you have, the bigger the welfare check you get as well.
You really expect people to read those?
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"Congrats, you're never having a kid."
Play Team Fortress 2 Play Quake Champions Play DOOM
You know you can do other things with your life than work, right?
I was close. Happy birthday anyway
Also isn't it your birthday? I seem to recall your birthday being around this time of year.
Like everything else, they are perfectly fine in moderation.
RA's brother is my sister?
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Still better than Teen Titans Go.
[MEDIA] Original video it's linked to is gone and I can't be bothered to look harder for it.
I'm not sure the Internet can handle this much epic.
I mean, it already is because it's Beowulf and Beowulf is quite literally an epic.
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