Alexa gave me an incorrect answer the other day:emoji_rage:
[img] My little old man:emoji_heart_eyes:
TJ MAXX AND POSHMARK ARE MY JAMMMM! I got my fancy winter hiking pants from someone who wore them once, realized they didn't fit her right, and...
Wanna trade? I'll take Sac and you can have the beauty of the Mojave Desert!
Yes, yes. As opposed to me, who hasn't moved at all in the last few years:emoji_stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
Not a frat boy. Have a friend group. Am friends with other weirdos like me.
See, this is why I was friends with the other rule abiding nerds! :emoji_innocent: And then shacked up with the rule breaking jock on a...
[img] Here's to hoping our spawn will take after my love of the rules and not Matt-bots hatred of them!:emoji_fingers_crossed::emoji_laughing:...
I meant it more in the sense that I cannot imagine ever talking like this at home and even nearing 29, I get anxious imagining talking to my dad...
Yeah, it had nothing to do with where I went to school.
Even considering this level of parental backtalk makes me feel very anxious. [img]
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[IMG] Scraggles shares my confusion for why the babies are ALWAYS so energetic.
Trying to do one of those is like the perfect way to ensure that your house will immediately go from silent to loud AF. [img]
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Me: trying to do the acme distance recordings Sheila and Coug: [IMG] Holly: Starts shredding a box in the room Porgy: Starts opening the...
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