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I’m not the one who started it :emoji_stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Imagine my delight when I find a blog called, "Tales of a Trophy Wife," and she has a grilled cheese recipe! Oh my gosh, you guys! Did I start a...
[img] Want some of my tea?
[img] Luckily, I already had special butt cushions for my sciatica! Im so dead inside.
I mean, the jokes fly about ME, but I just don't care:emoji_information_desk_person:
Yeah, well, some of us skate around inside when bored and decide to jump the stool. Maybe we don't stick the landing. Maybe we land directly on...
Pssh, your ankle is protected by the boot! It's you butt and whatever arm you use to break your fall that you should worry about:emoji_laughing:
[IMG] DO YOU EVEN BLADE, BRAH?!
I HAVE CUSTOM BLADES WITH SPARKLE LACES, THANK YOU! it is my joy in life to wobble around my neighborhood 2-4 times a month, even if I did...
[img] Do not shit talk the blades. You do not understand the blades. You do not deserve the blades if you cannot understand their rolling glory,...
He's a demon who escaped the underworld and is doing his best to impersonate a cat. [img] such a cute demonic spirit!
[img] I sleep on the demon's schedule.
[img] This is the best timeline!
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