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[img] I left for an hour. Someone was waiting for my return:emoji_eyes::emoji_eyes::bearnie:
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If someone has a baby and decides they don't want it anymore, they can just give it here! [img]
THEY ARE CALLED VURPS! Gah, it's like you're not even trying to understand our tummies.
IT'S NOT OUR FAULT THAT WE DO NOT COPE WELL WITH FIBER! OR ACID! OR LIKE...ANYTHING! WE ARE TRYING!
@Buntastic is stuck with me until one of us dies. :emoji_imp:
Just don't feed her too much roughage:emoji_laughing:
[IMG] It's too late! WE ALREADY SEE YOU!
Food Allergies [img]
We know a couple who wants to have a baby soon, and they told us, "I don't know how Bird deals with being barfed on and peed on! Isn't that...
Wanna borrow one of my cats? I can fix that for you within a day! Scrags will basically aim for your hair. Bearnie will have an asthma attack and...
Meanwhile, my mom wouldn't even be in the same room as me when I vomited. Which was...basically all the time as a baby/kid/onward....
[img] There is this glorious 30 second period, where I admire my spotless floor...and then it's gone.
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