Kid is going to sleep better than we are... Parents don't sleep anyway! You must be fantasizing about a world where you get sleep! [img]
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[img] dammit. ear worm!
I watched it happen in slow mo. It fell between the cushions and I went to pull it out, and I saw it somehow end up in that itty bitty space that...
Related to this- Matt taught me that when I overfill the washer, stuff actually goes over the inner tub and just out with the water. >.> I learned...
That couch is up to no good!
Me: the couch ate my phone. I'm going to go cut it out. Matt: WAT?! NO! The couch did not eat your phone! GIVE ME THAT KNIFE! [img] The couch....
:emoji_joy: Tortillas, cheese, sour cream, beef, Spanish rice, refried beans. Sadly, no crunchy taco shells.
When you’ve been hiking and drinking champagne all day, a taco bake is perfection. Plus, I didn’t have to cook dinner for the SECOND time this...
Matt proclaimed this the first 5-layer taco bake ever conceived by man: [img] Scraggles wants sum dat: [img]
LET ME HAVE THIS! I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED MATERNAL LOVEEEEE! MINE! [img] I mean , she has cancer and her daughter told her, "You should be...
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Matt got me champagne for "pet mothers day" and I accidentally texted his mom extremely nice things. [img]
[img] [img] It has been 0 days since Bird got lost on a hike. It has been 0 days since Bird has ran into a cactus. It is nice what you can see...
Dad says his to kid: you can’t eat that much butter on your pancakes! Kid: scoops up butter, sticks in mouth Dad: ... Instructions unclear!
[IMG] Happy Mother’s Day, all mamas of tiny humans & 4 legged monsters alike. :emoji_hugging:
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[IMG] "make it stop"
[img] Scrag man is looking at me like, "What is wrong with them?"
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