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[ATTACH] So, ran out of wet food today. Tried to pass off dry food with broth and Scrag man is not having it. I think I'm in danger.
[img] Oh no! Catzilla is here to squash the smol kitties with her fat ass!
Apparently, my dog will eat literal turds, but gatorade on the floor is just too low class for him!:emoji_shrug:
No, please do not looney toss me.
the need to generate revenue off content Is that why you keep sending me bottles of champagne and having Matt-bot film the results?!:tinfoil:
I heard crashing sounds, which was Skeeter slamming into the cracked closet door for the litter box closet after trying and failing to back out of...
My dog is a literal turd burglar today. [img]
Jurisdiction: Carmel-by-the-Sea Carmel-by-the-Sea! WE MEET AGAIN! [img]
My mom works for Atkins, so it's her one true food group. Which, she can do what she wants, but she was attempting to drag me into this when I...
Hadn't seen my mom in years, one of our assorted family members yells at her to talk to me, during one of my long hospitalization streaks. What...
You can always see my descent into a flair up. Pepto? Check. Tums? Check. Gas-x? Check. Immodium? Check. Zofran? Check check! Lomotil? Checkkkk!...
I have the brains of many birds:emoji_imp:
[img] This one trick that doctors don't want you to know about!
I was just making a joke, lol.
I'm on the probiotic keto-beach essential oil werewolf diet, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Silly me. My dumb avian brain can't understand words real well. [img]
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