No, you misunderstand. I want the toe to replace mine. DUH. Fetish? Don't be weird, man. [img]
Dibs on the pinky toe.
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My new hobby is sending her available flghts I can catch at any moment. :emoji_imp:
My MIL assured me that despite the cancer, her estimated lifespan is at least 88 years old, according to her doc. Personally, I think she will...
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[img] We had a bulldog next door and my parents made me TERRIFIED of him. I thought he was gonna eat me and was pee my pants terrified of dogs...
Scrags will use you as a human couch and then scream at you until you pet him until he decides you are done. He's super deaf, so he probably...
[IMG] He's spoiled AF now. Little guy deserves it.
[IMG] Have you seen him try to eat?!:emoji_laughing: He doesn't have many teeth anymore and his jaw healed badly after it was broken...and he...
[img] BUTTAHHHH! BUTTAHHHHH!
You could probs lure Scrag man away with a stick of butter and a blanket. :emoji_laughing:
For someone with a terrible fear of commitment, he's sure built a life with me:emoji_joy: He just likes cracking jokes to give me shit, as is...
My low hgh was probably a factor:emoji_kissing_heart:
We're nearing 5 years and Matt keeps joking about how he's not sure how we would split custody of the pet children:emoji_laughing:
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