There is no rage quite like getting home and finding that they took your hard earned quarter and forgot your extra zax sauce. [img]
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I had a rabbit in college, and he loved to shred (duh). My ex claimed he didn't have any noody magazines (I wouldn't have cared, mind you) and...
I had to clicker train him. It helped! [img]
I have SO MANY responses to this, but I would give @ChrisTurk a straight up heart attack.
[img] Broke a milk container, spilled it all over my floor. No worries- the milk cleaner was on the job! He seemed so jazzed that the milk gods...
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My Teddy Bear has seen some shit. He's been disinfected ...a lot. Matt also had to sew his face back on a few years ago, cause SOMEONE thought...
They accidentally installed multiple vomit chips in me when they were doing the NY brainwashing. [img]
TFW you were the second child. [img]
How's your brother today?
Just their vomit chip installed.
You must merge your essence with the winds. They cannot hurt you if you become one with them. [img]
Me as a predator: [img]
literal fuck you money @hvnnvr i think you need to protect your butt-hole, dude. [img]
The flesh sacks are so emotional tonight. [img]
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