Just have some of my chai tea latte. It's not as good as whatever that dude is on, but it'll get you halfway there. [img]
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Sometimes, I feel like I'm in a simulation. [img] I KNOW KUNG FU!
I didn't realize I was an abnormal, edge-case until this very moment.
[img] The track isn't where I'm much worried, to be fair. He's head to toe in gear and he's not exactly gonna go far if he eats it. I do worry...
Meanwhile, they forgot to call me for like...hours upon hours. So, I just thought Matt was dead somewhere and was looking for him. Thanks guys! He...
[MEDIA] I'm so dead inside:emoji_sob: He got bored and started lapping folks this weekend, and my soul only left my body about 3 times. He's...
Yeah, but he's down 3: 1 in the motorcycle accident. 1 in the dirtbike accident where he snapped both his arms (some rando idiot decided to go...
He added dirtbike and motorcycle stickers. I found this especially ironic, given the circumstances. I may borrow this for next time, tho....
Matt still claims it was my way of punishing him :emoji_joy:
If you need a hot pink race track red walker, I got you:emoji_kissing_heart:
[img] I'm glad he's ok-ish given the situation. I know I about passed out when I got that call for Matt. I can only imagine how awful you felt.
All I see here is that you're looking for an anal probe. [img]
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[ATTACH] That's so Werid, it's like "That's so Raven," but it's about Werid instead.
I got to listen to a couple of the James Webb Space Telescope guys when they came out here to do a lunch and learn talk- was so cool! They gave me...
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