You're making me want to get way more steps today. But, I'm being cool! [img]
Animals that eat mosquitos, bug spray, b1, etc. He will try and lightly swat them off if they actually land on him, but does hate them. He got mad...
He hates them, but would prefer a passive method of getting rid of them/keeping them away from him over smashing them lol.
Oh gosh, now he's really worked up. [img]
Yeah, trust me, he would have been 19 times more mad as a child. Adult Matt has far better impulse control.:emoji_joy:
I double checked for you @dan [img] [img]
My dad told me the sickly frog I rescued left for college. I uh...I didn't realize what happened until last year, when I was recounting that...
I'll have you know that Monty the butterfly had a beautiful release ceremony. Miss you, bruh.
I made a souped up butterfly house as a kid. My third grade teacher was married to the middle school tech teacher and so we built our butterfly...
Nope. He has VERY STRONG FEELINGS about this. Like, he won't talk to someone because they talked about doing that exact thing. This is seriously...
I feel ya! Matt's mom had a helluva time trying to explain to him why he was wrong, cause the reason was understandable, even if she was trying to...
Matt got into trouble in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL for kicking the crap out of a classmate. Why would he do such a thing? Cause, the kid bragged about how...
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Matt would like me to formally rescind his offer of friendship. [img]
[img] I know how to handle angry feral cats much better than angry humans:emoji_joy:
The daughter was a little bully, too. She was a few years older than me and would always shove me and shit like that. Finally, I had enough and...
[img] Making a list, checking it twice!
The boy in the house next to me used to light his sister's barbie dolls on fire along with ants that he would capture in pancake syrup. He would...
Dudeeee, I couldn't even mention this type of thing around Matt, cause he would lose his shit.
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