Empty peanut butter containers here:emoji_grin: I used to lovingly poke holes in the top and carry a few around with me all night (they needed a...
Wow, you're the type of lightning bug murdering sociopath my dad warned me about!
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[img] He's doing his best.
My favorite thing about fireflies is that some of the ladies will learn how to mimic the light pattern of other species, so that they can lure...
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Me: Do you feel guilty about this?! Skeeter: [IMG]
Oh FFS. Scraggles and Bearnie have learned to team open cabinets and I forgot to stymie them with a spoon thru the handles (I may have to get...
For the past 7 days. Please make it stop! [img]
I'd say 20-25k, at the very least. [img]
Sometimes you just have to look in the mirror and wonder, "How did it take me this long to catch up to her when she hasn't taken any steps yet...
[img] I thought the horror was over when we fell asleep in the middle of Waterworld over the weekend. But no, it’s back on:emoji_sweat:
Oh, me me! I didn't have an issue, but I've heard rumblings that other people have.
I even had sent someone else to the garage to get it for me:emoji_joy: Ultimate shame beer! Can't beat the price of free, tho!
After one of our dinner parties, Matt walked in on me drinking bud light and says, "I thought you were gonna hydrate?" I mean, I clearly...
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