Some girl came up to Matt on Friday and told him he was "really cute." His face was immediately panicked. Me: [img] Listen,missy , I had to wear...
I am also the less impressive one in my relationship and feel we should all be proud for snagging someone way out of our league:emoji_laughing: [img]
[img] IT WAS A COMPLIMENT!
[img] Don't take this the wrong way, but you WAY OUTKICKED YOUR COVERAGE BRUH! Good job!
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Stick around and I'll talk about you next:emoji_kissing_heart:
Little did he know, a bunch of forum lurkers were about to google his wife with this information for...recreational purposes. [img]
[img] HOW DARE THOUST NOT KNOWETH OF THE GREAT PEEP KING!
She can earn her keep amusing the ferals!
Basically, the dude forgot to take their taxes out of their OT paychecks, which are cut seperately from their normal ones, for the ENTIRE YEAR....
Apparently! Cause they definitely fired the person responsible for screwing up the entire company's taxes >.> Everyone had to pay an underpayment...
At least we had a heads up that he would owe because of it. Some dude he works with just blindly walked into getting a 4k tax bill instead of a...
So, if you guys wanna hear some total fuckery- some idiot forgot to take taxes out of the OT checks for Matt's job, and all of them owe money...
I found the tax option for @ChrisTurk : [ATTACH]
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