I KNOW. That's why the last time a guy told me, "I know all about croissants, I worked in a Panera!" I rolled my eyes so hard I could see the back...
Matt gets his trash cream, that I buy especially for him cause he asks for it, and I hide my good stuff >.> He doesnt even like my ice cream as...
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Oh gosh, where's @EssArrBee when I need him? Last time I posted that exact texas toast pic, someone went bonkers that the brand said NY and...
I co-hosted a dinner party on friday, and someone said, "These rolls are good, did they come from Panera?!" [img] TIL that my kitchen is a panera!
This entire day so far. [img]
Meanwhile, Frank found the singular mud patch on the trail. his hobby is spreading water and mud:emoji_joy:
He's just the cutest little tank:emoji_grin: I told him to get his ball, and he saw his backpack, and he went so bonkers that he ended up fully...
Woops, double Franked there for a minute.
Hey, look! A dog! [IMG] [img]
I got handed a smoked pear this weekend, and I was a little drunk, so it didn't occur to me to question WHO had made it. I think I almost broke a...
I have 2 girlfriends who are simultaneously the smartest and ditziest people I know. You want a rocket designed and dropped on a specific...
And yet, you wink every morning in the shower. Such a hypocrite! [img]
[SPOILER] I have a friend who is super good with math, super bad with common sense. She texted me, "Is it dead?" I tell her, "Nooooo, he's just...
You can pry my ultrawide out of my cold, dead birb claws. [img]
[img] They are posing for their first album cover. And someone won't stop ripping my cord off the wall. I'm not saying it's the girls, but it's...
laptop+ normal monitor + ultrawide Me and my ultrawide have a love thang going on.
rI hrarrrfve a ddre9tame1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111` <---- Alright, Sheila decided to hop on my keyboard and send you guys a...
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