Bearnie sneezed in my face this morning. That’s a biological attack right there. ITS ALREADY HAPPENING:bearnielazer:
Those words don't go together. [img]
[img] Yup.
Matt gives me a kiss before leaving and I exclaim, “oh! Just like my dream!” Matt: I KNOW you were dreaming about Cindy Crawford again, don’t get...
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[IMG] Truly a glorious day, mon amour!
[img] THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!
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@dan 's image is in no way to be associated with the aforementioned pizza companies, by penalty of spell checking for the period of no less than 2...
[img] "what doing, human? Why no pet Sheila?"
"Wear sunscreen with SPF 15 or higher when you go outside" Matt will happily use the dead dad guilt trip if you ever try and wear less sunscreen...
That was my body yesterday. Friday night bird gave 0 fucks about Saturday bird.
And as soon as they thin out, she will hoover up everything left:emoji_joy: She'll take FOREVER to finish eating, too. Not like I'm waiting with...
[img] Have I always had this many? Where do they keep coming from? [img]
[img] Alright, who was coming over for bacon onion cheese bread again? I need a head count for dinner.
I don't know what that is, but it sounds terrible. [img]
[img] You're just fun to tease:emoji_wink:
Boy, I was talking about my going rate for erotic fiction! My birdie feathers are not up for grabs:emoji_joy: [img]
You know my going rate is much higher than that :emoji_kissing_heart:
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