I WANNA SMUSH HIS LITTLE PAWSSSSS!:emoji_heart_eyes:
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Dude is a military doctor and the size of a brick house, with a 4 pound dog that he carries around in his jacket, that wears little camo sweaters...
Apparently, his dad had accidentally missed the birth of every kid and I take it he wasn't about to argue on the third missed birth, for fear his...
My mom wanted to name me Henry Michael Joseph Jacob Lastname, and I'm not joking. SO GLAD I turned out a girl, and my dad had dibs on that. My mom...
Cause, apparently his parents thought it was fantastic and decided to keep it. Mostly because his mom was like, " you weren't here and I decided I...
Basically. I think she meant to give him the name Todd Derek and then was so high that she thought, "Todderick, what a beautiful name! It's...
Possibly my favorite weird name story is that I have a friend named Todderick. Not Todd. Not Derrick. Not Todd Derrick. TODDERICK. ONE NAME....
[img] HOLY CUTENESS! He's getting cuter every time I see him!
Taylor Turk. Bam. Done.
My sister was terrified of Santa. She did not summon the courage to go up to him until my mom was preggerz with me. She cried a little bit, but...
Hey hey hey, we prefer to call it "Clemson Orange," thank you very much!
I have a comment here, but I don't want the NSA to bust thru my door.
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Matt's show: "they are trying to break into the shaft" Me: heh heh, shaft Matt: You can't laugh every time they say shaft. 5 minutes later:...
[img] Poor kitty!
@EssArrBee whatever Scraggles is, he loves matt. Hates everything else in the world besides butter and Matt. [IMG]
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See! It's a thing! Scraggles is a well known demon cat!
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