Pour a shot of espresso over ice cream. It's amazing.
Because they don't like coffee. They like sugar and shit.
I live on the border, so there is always a stack of Mexican Coke products somewhere at every grocery store. It's made with cane sugar, but...
We need that stuff from Parks and Rec. [IMG] That stuff has something it in that coats the inside of your stomach so you can drink more without...
At least eleventeen times.
Oh shit, I'll try just about anything blue berry. Salud!
After this happened to my patio... [IMG] It's time for this... [IMG]
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I should have sent my dogs to a boarding house while these roofers were here. I can't get anything done with four of them barking. This week is...
There were C-SATS today? [img]
Writing HITs are criminally underpaid on mturk. From working freelance, my quote would start at something like .65/word, probably .75/word, for...
So a roofer just fell through my patio. Gonna be one of those days I guess.
I'm bigger fan of the gelatin in the toilet gag. Less pee on the floor.
Dammit, GQ. Why do I always think GC? :liveupdate:
Missed a GQ right as the pins ran out. [IMG]
One of the categories for these pins was miscarriage jewelry. Yuck [img]
When C-SATS doesn't post, everyone is like... [img]
They usually get me on a pin that would normally be relevant, but the category is misspelled in some way, like missing a letter.
Pasta and pizza are just as fattening. It's just dough, sauce, and cheese.
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