And you've been doing it for free, here all this time! [img]
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Shhh, I hadn't sent the case of tube biscuits to his house yet.
Can I watch?:eyebrows::eyebrows:
I'll pay you 20 bucks and a pizza to babysit Matt for the night. Plus, all the snacks you want!
Cause I don't wanna stare at tiny pictures and try to tell the difference between military vehicles and normal vehicles today. [img]
[img] That's adorable!
Matt's momma never taught him good manners, he's basically an untrained dog who doesn't mean to pee on the carpet but was never taught not to, and...
[img] I'm impressed you're still alive. Or is this your gf on the forum now? Pretending to be you so none of us report you missing?
I have a comical story about this, but I don't want to traumatize @Tracy Wethington and it's not quite TH After Dark, yet.
Matt: I don't like big boobs at all. Why are yours so big for your size?! Me: EXCUSE ME? Matt: ...what? Me: WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT BOOBS?! Matt:...
If you nurse my MIL back to health, I'm sure she'd be your sugar momma! Also, YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME FOR THE WOW! Maybe, if you were more...
Woo! Size buddies! On a date, some total asshat told me that I couldn't possibly be a size 4/6 and 4'9" without being "chubby." I was sitting...
Alright, whenever I put slim & curvy-ish, I literally meant "not flat as a board." Cause, I used just "slim" for awhile back in the dating app...
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