I've been pretty open about the fact that being a crazy step Grinch has helped me manage my depression by giving me a healthier outlet than just...
Kinda the complete opposite, dude:emoji_wink:
[img] Gotta keep that trophy wife bod lookin' good, duh!
I think we're all pretty awesome! Group hug! [img]
And I'm the fuckup who married a guy just like my dad, with the same first name, at 19! WOO! Accidentally kept that cycle going for a few more...
[img] I feel that. It sucked at the time, but I imagine living with my mom would have fucked me up way worse than living with my boozy & mean,...
Yeah, there's definitely a big line and you're a good mom for sure. And "mental terrorism," was not any less abusive than smacking me so hard I...
I grabbed the phone and told my dad I would call the cops. He told me they would just put me in foster care (or worse, my mom), so go ahead! I put...
My dad said I was too resistant to spanking/slapping and would only become more belligerent (He also apparently nearly gorked me cause I kept...
strays that started camping out in their garage when it got cold Oh, good! It's not just me that this happens to! I'm convinced there is a sign...
I am constantly convinced that any moment now, the adult police will show up and declare that I don't have it together enough to be an adult. They...
6 isn't 5 >.> [MEDIA] 6 cats, 2 dogs! So far, we've had many offers to adopt Sheila, but nobody wants both Sheila and Coug yet, and I'm not...
Matt is turning 32 in june, so you're younger than he is!
We were gonna take them with us, originally, but Birdie is burnt out right now and would like 36 hours to herself. Well, 36 hours at a racetrack...
[img] Who said I was lying? I legit don't think he looks any older than myself.
See? Now when I tell you that you actually look 27, it's so much better! There there. There there!
[img] There there. There there. You don't look a day over 60.
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NO WORK FOR BIRDIE. ONLY FINDING IDIOTS TO FEED MY DOGS! WANNA WORK! [img] Survey Question: If you've fed people's pets for them when they are...
PE: Just shy of finding several people to feed my dogs over a 2 days. You'd think that would be easy, but somehow 90% of the idiots I know are not...
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