I got in trouble for making that joke! [IMG] I'm dead fucking serious, tho.
I lived in the town that is home to the Chitlin Hoedown, and they would have you in a shallow grave for saying this.
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Everyone go WOW it. GO GO GO! >.> jk. Mostly.
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[img] Gonna be singing Smooth Operator all night, now!
I'm sorry- haven't you ever gotten frisky whilst listening to an audiobook with your sweetie?
[img] We were listening to Marley & Me, the audiobook version, and decided to get freaky. Unfortunately, the book took a turn for the suicidally...
This is perfect! I'm gonna have to check things now. He gets so upset. Even Isle of Dogs sent him into an emotional spiral, cause he was upset...
Easy. He hates reading. He's reading this autobiography about some motorcycle dude and it's the first book I've seen him pick up in a decade that...
I just don't know why Matt loves it SO MUCH. I end up watching it at least once a year with him:emoji_joy: He refuses to even watch Cujo or ever...
[img] You have NO IDEA how many times I've been forced to watch this. I DON'T KNOW HOW MATT KEEPS FINDING IT!
I came back at the perfect time, apparently. [img]
And now I’m gonna be singing this all night! Dammit!
Just once, I'm sorely tempted to review a qual hit. [img]
[IMG] It's cat season! Spay & Neuter, my dudes!
Knee brace on fleek. Ice pack on my footsies. Heating pad on my knee. Doin' the Birb. I still haven't sucked it up and bought those ugly ass...
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