You don't love going into full vampire mode cause a sliver of sunlight will make you vomit comet? Pssh. Maybe YOU don't have the sense of...
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Agreed. That way, you can see how little of a chance you have of catching up to me, bb:emoji_kissing_heart: I took 3 rest days in a row, so I...
I would still love to find out who broke the legs off my decorative bird. THAT one was personal. [img]
I'm actually shocked that @gurlondrums let me play steps with @ChrisTurk , because she knows I have bad step manners. [img]
I'm only mad cause it was one of Matt's coworkers and they are all adults, and yet someone just hid it under a napkin and left without saying so....
True. Probably at least 9 years, according to the medical records!:emoji_grin: [img]
I broke a jar this year at a kitchen warming party. I'm still dead inside over the entire incident. On the other hand, whoever broke my wine...
I don't care if it's a motion sensor door and it's already open from people walking out. IT SAYS EXIT. I WALK IN THE ENTER DOOR.
[img] Those questions all make me EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE. I'm usually way too uptight to break rules or lie about that type of crap. I would be...
I can't even think about walking thru an exit door at the grocery store, MUCH LESS EVER GET IN AN EXPRESS LANE WITH MORE THAN THE ALLOWED NUMBER...
[ATTACH] I'm sorry. Do I seem like a monster?! [img]
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I sign all my confessions with your worker id. Was I supposed to use mine?:emoji_thinking:
You're on Bird Standard Time now! [img]
[img] Yikes. That's super tragic :/ hate to see something like that happen to anyone.
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