[img] That's really rough, I'm so sorry you had to go thru that! My boobs are one of the only parts of my body that have never actively tried to...
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There's a joke to be made here, about how Matt's grandpa always advised him to, "marry a woman with small hands," but it's probably too early in...
You know me so well! I immediately puffed out my chest and advised him to get a “ baseline feel,” so that he can check for bumps in the future...
Self checks are where it's at:eyebrows::eyebrows:
I joked with the MIL that she could always go for the “ perky tiddies of a 20 year old,” when recovery was all said and done, if she wanted a new...
Thanks, me too! She's in good health and luckily, is a lot more aware/health conscious/responsible than his dad, so I'm hoping she'll be around to...
Breast cancer. :( Docs are optimistic it was caught early enough that surgery and such will clear it up, but it will obvs suck for her and I’m on...
Matt: What are we gonna do about my mom? Me: I dunno, I'll go live with her or we can move her out here if need be. Matt: Cool. me: [img]
He's so soft and purrs like crazy. SO SOFT! He likes to hide under the shelf or in my half bath, if he's nervous about everyone else, but he's...
[img] Help, help. I'm being attacked with love.
Yeah? My DOB isn't exactly a secret. I keep petitioning for it to be a national holiday, but I'll have to settle for telling the fine purveyors...
He's leaving out the detail where I remain inactive for at least half the day, and lure everyone into a false sense of security. [img]
Yeah, that's what I said, too. No more cats, I said. Absolutely no more cats! [img] I'm pretty sure the universe heard my cries for a baby and...
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[MEDIA] Probably gonna spend at least half my day cuddling these dudes. Behold! My new house cougar!
Who knows why they gave it to me, then:emoji_shrug:
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