Me: No more cats The universe: [img] [img]
damn, that's 1.6 Bearnies! Man, I could have so much more shit if I didn't have a hoard of furry assholes! [img]
Upside down cross, too! Noice. [img]
I need a giant hamster wheel for my office. I could get so many steps! [img]
[img] Is it next week yet?
They low key banned us from coming back. Mostly Coug. I’m mind blown cause he wasn’t violent or anything, he was apparently too hard for...
He’s peed on me too. I thought I was special.
The vet tech: “ the cat URINATED on me.” Me: high pitched cat voice “I’m sorry!” Vet tech: :emoji_rage: Me::emoji_shrug:
I had to drive up the mountain in a wind storm, during the busiest time of day, because my youngest cat child is a dick and got himself kicked out...
I was originally supposed to pick up the Coug in the morning, but apparently he's super scared and they can't manage to keep him in a normal...
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It was for Pi day, no less! You'd think a pot pie-rate ship would be pretty festive. It wasn't even an event I was going to! So, I'm making a free...
I alerted several of our friends that I'm determined to build the perfect cookie (and tbh, narrow down some bottlenecking in quality) and there...
[IMG] @SamAnt Time to settle once and for all if cookies are more desirable if I freeze the dough overnight or just fridge it. I have enlisted...
[img] I'm pretty sure it's also 100% pretentious to not label your bottle. I'm already turned off from this stuff. It better cure my acne and...
I just like to lurk on you guys in there. [img]
[img][img] By 0% pretentious, they clearly meant, "we are too cheap to label this bottle, and you will inevitably forget what the hell this is or...
I really enjoy that name. It reminds me of Chappy Sinclair, main character of the illustrious Iron Eagle movie series:emoji_laughing:
[img] Can we skip ahead to next week yet?
Which website is that one? The ones I've used aren't as pretty!
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