Luckily, they don't really strictly enforce this and everyone rolls into work in the same 90 minute span and they just leave at assorted times,...
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I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE! IN CONFIDENCE!
[img] That's a good one. Can I steal that for sexy roleplay night?
I went with initials. B & J. Not for blowjob, get your mind out of the gutter.
I have a ton of moles/beauty marks/freckles and they all run in the lady family. My mom and sister and grandma and aunt and etc have the same...
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Did you know you can accidentally rip your own mole off your body and leave a shallow hole in yourself? That's what I accidentally did and it...
Rita Ora AND I Need a Hero?! I was on the fence, but they got me! [img]
Someone locked himself in the laundry room for several hours (he snuck in) and now he's a little needy. [img]
[SPOILER] Birdie is a bot, confirmed!
...are you spying on me again?!
[IMG] It's like a meme came to life:emoji_raised_hands:
Matt is so used to my giant headphones that he near misses when I have my bluetooth ones in. He had a full conversation while standing behind me...
The trash can is fine (it’s motion sensor and the dogs just aren’t bright enough) but the dingbats sometime steal them right off the counter as...
"Mother does not know that I ate the paper towel she told me not to last night. Will she think I am a good boy then?!"
[IMG] "Mom said I was a good boy...but was I really?" Frank looks like he's having an existential crisis on the couch :emoji_joy:
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