Matt is making me dinner tonight! So, no ribs.:emoji_grin: But, I don't have to cook dinner tonight! WOO HOO!
Oh no, it's you. [img]
[MEDIA] Matt will always follow this up with, "At least you know I'm being honest!"
You should totally take Matt's tactic of saying things like, "You're the third prettiest in this room! Wait...no, second! Second most! THAT IS...
THIS IS HOW THEY GET YOU! Lookin' at you, Matt-bot. They reel ya in with the charm and abs and romantic sunset plane rides, AND THE BAM, as soon...
I'm 80% sure that I am currently still alive, 20% worried I've been a zombie for 9 years or so.:emoji_thinking:
COME ON, IT WAS THAT ONE TIME! [img]
Apparently, my moms doctor was SUPER CONFUSED why I appeared to be getting smaller on the ultrasound. And then they realized I was in fact,...
catches a geo throws geo back [img]
Soooo, I forgot mud was a thing! Was so excited the sun was out, that Skeet and I took off onto the trail, only to just plow into a mud pit. Worth...
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I feel like I could crush it at arm wrestling, suddenly:emoji_thinking:
The coug and I have the same appreciation for the sun finally coming back out. [IMG]
Me, making absolutely terrible jokes: [img]
Why do the darkmoons always vanish before the bar tab shows up? [IMG] Like I said, filthy casual here, but I hang out with a ton of engineering...
AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU HAD FAITH IN MEEEEE. [img]
I’m a filthy casual, so I naturally don’t usually count to anyone here :emoji_kissing_heart::emoji_wink: Also, paging @Buntastic to laugh at this...
The sun came out and I DO NOT KNOW FOR HOW LONG! pe: laying in the driveway with the garage cats, consuming the sun’s energy for joy. [img]
@ChrisTurk is lol-ing my attempts to be helpful. Listen, THE BEST I CAN DO IS HOLLER FOR AN ADULT, UNTIL SOMEONE SHOWS UP! [IMG]
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