I like to dress it up and call it my boyfriend. Great for those pesky dinner parties! Oh? Alone again? NOPE! THIS IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND, BRICK...
Why are you striking people with it?! WHO HURT YOU?!
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So, I've been having a pretty terrible last few weeks cause depression is a stupid Grinch or whatever. Anyway, I was Grinching about how prime never...
A kindly, older pilot got this one as a gift for me because he was always worried I would get birdnapped. It has a purse clip and it’s super cute,...
@Buntastic and @SamAnt can both attest to the fact that I carry mister stabberz with me at all times and anyone dumb enough to make me feel...
Yes, Matthew. You’re so smart. Thank you for explaining physics to me for the 500th time. You’re so smart and handsome. What ever would I do...
One of the local panhandlers once apologized to me and called me ma’am cause I aggressively yelled, “ OH YEAH. THATS WHAT EVERY SMALL WOMAN WANTS!...
Without fail, there are always pan handlers outside my local grocery store. I have a pretty solid Yankee rbf and I stomp pretty aggressively, but...
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:emoji_joy: I kinda love that idea.
WHAT IS THE POINT OF USELESS FACTOIDS IF SOMEONE CAN GOOGLE IT BEFORE I CAN SPIT IT OUT! [img] I took a food history class for fun and I learned...
LMAO. DAMMIT. I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT MYSELF!
It's a proverb! Well, a take on an oldie. It basically means that you need to try something to know if its good or not, like a pudding.
I left something on ham for like ....3 hours. [img]
He lives down the block and parkoured his way out of the yard using a trash can. I wasnt sure whose he was, but I live towards the exit of the...
[img] I return to you all, hero of my block, wrangler of loose dogs! He was headed towards the main road but YE! FROM HER OFFICE, LE WILD BIRD...
@Ezridax For whatever reason, I've really never been a fan of anything I had to mix with conditioner, tho I have 10, 20, and 40 vol developer in...
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Hello! It's true! I have dyed my hair many colors like pink, purple, and peach- and also routinely dye my hair a very bright red every 6 weeks, so...
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