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There was a state park near my house where you could feed the catfish. The geese would chase after you and try and steal that food. This was...
Where I grew up, the geese were protected (and to be fair, I lived on an island so they were in their natural chillin' space) but they would...
Geese are indeed, total dicks. [img]
Why would you want to keep me away/! [img]
[img] Hope you liked my enunciation, bb.
Speaking of dough. I entered a new, long term relationship with a new sourdough starter. And now, I wait however many days it takes for this...
Oh good, the lady suit disguise is working! [img]
[MEDIA] BIRDIE DOES NOT BUY DOUGH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! She sometimes fucks it up and has to fix it, but she's all natural, thank youuuu!
[img] That is the meanest thing you've ever said about me:emoji_cry:
[img] Woof! That is...holy shit. The reason she didn't tell him, in this case, was that SHE ALREADY HAD RAN OVER HIS DOG LIKE THE YEAR BEFORE....
[img] You know where my inbox is if you need anything <3
Nope- she ran it over with the car on accident, apparently.
I still remember when my dad told me the frog ran away. It took me like 20 years to realize what that meant. Upon explaining this story to Matt,...
If you cannot write yourself a glowing recommendation, find your nearest bird to write one for you!
[IMG] Speaking of tippy taps tuesday!
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