[img] Some people ask, why do you live in the middle of nowhere desert? Me: gestures wildly at tiny spaceship
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ARE THE GODS ANGRY AT US? Poor Skeeter is so afraid of thunder, and he's pissed off currently. This was not what he signed up for.
I've heard this! It's just a rental house tho, so I didn't really have a say in the matter. Most places here don't have them at all and I went...
Frigidaire. IT FUCKING SUCKS. I have to use "heavy wash," or it's basically like doing nothing at all! Still beats doing every single thing by...
That's more efficient than my setup! Step 1: Set an alarm Step 2: snooze the alarm Step 3: OH SHIT, HAS IT BEEN 8 HOURS?! I feel ya,...
[img] I did this a couple days ago when I forgot to take my gi meds and I couldn't figure out why everything was coming back up again. I didn't...
You can feel free to not tag me anymore about this, okey dokes? You: [img] Me: [img]
@SamAnt We have only the best boxes here at Chez Bearnie. [IMG][IMG] Porgy likes it too: [IMG]
A Matt is very similar to a teenaged boy, except that he has more money to blow on toys while he slowly destroys your home: [MEDIA] Matt, on a...
I have just accepted that I live in a world I have no control over. Cat in the dishwasher? Fine. Cat dragging my blowdryer across the house?...
It's hot. That totally makes it sanitary. Just make it really hot. Duh. [img]
So, what you're saying is that I can drink that now? Free coffee?
The power of 6 pets is that they just take shifts:emoji_joy:
Me: trying to concentrate :bearnie:: Look at my butthole! Me: I'm working, stop. :bearnie:: I TYPE ON YO KEYBOARD! Me: Cut it out! What does...
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[SPOILER] I officially feel better about the times I've found a tiny cat hair in my bread dough. A LIZARD?! A LIZARD?!
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