I honestly and truly thought the word penis would have been Good Place Replaced. I can't believe it got through.
When I found out kiddo was a boy (while I was still pregnant) I thought, "Well, shit, Tricker, now you're in for some awkward conversations"...
Get the kid a drum set. hell get him a Barney and let it play that annoying song a hundred times. There are like a bazillion more sane ways to...
So wait. Let me get this straight. The goal is to make the spider run around?
This just doesn't happen in my house. I wish. Kid asked me the other day what an "athletic supporter" is. I said, 'you mean the parents who...
Nope, not even ok as a "cute" stuffed animal. spiders suck. They all need to die.
There are far worse ways to handle that. Man had some understanding of the truth he did.
Yeah, it just hasn't gotten better. Kiddo just went through it a couple of years ago. I sat through what they were showing the boys on parent...
OMG. Being the 10 year old girl who is getting handed pads is mortifying. That class where they told us all this for the first time scarred me for...
I did make the mistake once of telling him that at some point when he gets a girlfriend I'll just buy several boxes of different types of condoms...
My kid has a really, really strong objection to objectifying women. He's more sanctimonious about it than I am and I've got girl parts. I think...
That's basically what happens in this house. He hears something, still does not make the connection to sex, asks me what it is then deeply regrets...
I can't be 100% but I don't think so. Not yet. I'm sure it will happen at some point. (Honestly, don't wanna know, lol!)
Exactly. He's googled things before and deeply regretted it. We discussed that idea and he said he would rather ask me and be mortified than see...
My kid just asked, "Mom, What's a lap dance?" (I'm watching 48 Hours, he heard it there.) I explained it pretty matter of fact-ly. Then asked,...
Jebbius I'm old. Me: Big ole yawn, Oh, must be close to bedtime! Me: Looks at clock. It's 7:20 pm. I'm going to whip out my crocheting and...
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I like paying for services, too. Which is why I have So. Many. Of. Them. hitting my credit card or paypal each month. I'm afraid to add them all...
LOL. Why does knowing this about you NOT surprise me?
Yesterday I made $1.20 turking. Today I'm up to $11.00 with another approximately $12 in bonuses coming. I have put forth zero more effort...
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