I wonder how long I could keep a chicken pen in my backyard before Titan decided the fence was a suggestion and had himself a nice snack. I'm...
My dogs don't bark much at night, but I'm pretty sure they yap at anything when I'm at work. The little one is so loud and full of piss and vinegar.
Need roosters to make more chickens to make more eggs to make more roosters to make more chickens to make more eggs...
My neighbors already hate me enough. Don't need any chickens hollering at sun up.
How many of those does your brother waste?
At that point you can just throw out the little flavor packet.
Do you guys not add anything to your instant ramen? No veggies, nothing to make the broth better, a fuckton of chile sauce?
Try it on popcorn, yo.
It's like pure umami. It's great on tons of stuff.
In China they have MSG on the table too.
Do people use regular spices on their eggs instead of just pouring a bunch of salsa on them?
Notice that fucking wasn't filtered.
In fairness to Troy, you're annoyed by almost everything.
Those Heat jerseys are fucking sick. Love the Vice City look.
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I've seen enough scifi to know the difference between powdered sugar and aliens.
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Since lots of us are contract workers, we have that "You need to complete this by X many years" situation. It does come with a lot of freedom. My...
Those toffee Girl Scout cookies are amazing. Why do they only come with 15 in a box? I had to track down the girl that sold them to me and ask for...
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