Those fake boobied girls with very pointy chins look like they are just jacking off invisible air dicks. Is that pr0n?! How are those outfits not...
You just wanna see a sassy cat fight! Tsk tsk.
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[ATTACH] @AMindAtTurk I THOUGHT WE HAD A LOVE THINGGGGG! [img]
Matt's mom is on some real nice pain meds after her surgery, and told me how pretty I was yesterday. I'm gonna need her to get better ASAP...
[img] Well, now I feel silly for not thinking of that! We actually just looked at a house in a little airport community with its own runway, but...
The waiting list to rent a normal hanger is 8 people long at the airport closest, and they basically have to die first or we'd have to spend as...
mother in law Surely, I cannot be the only person wondering if you're turking with your mother in law. That sounds like my nightmares. Is...
Do you need a hot pink racetrack red walker? I have the hookup.
I praise my one, true god- Kinesiology Tape. [img]
@ChrisTurk Get more steps, man! It's not as much fun for me if you aren't trying your hardest. [img]
We considered buying one of the hangars with an apartment over it, but the seller was inflating the price because multiple spaceport folks were...
[img] If only, man. If only.
I suck it up for Matt-bot, who enjoys his 4 mile commute much more than driving 50 miles a day up and down a mountain. [img]
[img] It's total bullshit. This is why our last landlord just included water with our rent and paid all his properties at once himself. There...
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