We can catch them with a Snap On truck! Ohh! Tools! Tools! They'll chase it for miles and miles, till they tucker out.
It was a valentine's day seasonal one from a couple years back. I checked the next couple years and they had similar ones, but not the exact same...
We might have to revoke your Matt license, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you.
Matt accidentally murdered one of my seasonal birds during the move, by not packing him properly. @ThisPoorGuy was the only one who understood my...
@SamAnt can probably chime in here, too. We're quite possibly married to the same Matt, who was split into two men to avoid the destruction of the...
He prefers Michaels to Hobby Lobby, but same. I've been stuck for what felt like forever.
I LOVE THOSE! I have a ton! Matt says we don't need any more birds, but the key is act casual. That bird has always been there, dude! I have NO...
I asked matt if he feels like the only man who shops at target and he said, “ why the fuck would I care? I do what I want.” I aspire to give that...
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.... Ok, again. Matt loves Bed, Bath, and Beyond and will drag me around. This is usually on his loop of Home Depot, BBB, Harbor Freight, Target,...
[img] I don't keep soda in the house for the most part (ginger ale is the exception, cause it soothes my vom vom tum), but I slurp that stuff...
Matt goes to target by himself all the time:emoji_joy: He calls it his "target time."
I pretty much solely use it for things I burn thru in bulk like flour, rice, ranch seasoning (im not even kidding here) dinner party stuff, etc. I...
Yeah, well, I get a free membership to Sams, so even tho I prefer Costco, Sams it is!
Kern County is basically redneck California. It's far from sane, tho we love it:emoji_grin: It's a good compromise for us, tho.
I'm TERRIFIED of heights, as well. For some reason, I'm mostly ok inside the plane, even when we fly open cockpit (Matt has to strap me down...
I found Matt's adorable little man journal from when he was in middle school/high school and he has this list of goals. One of them was to restore...
Just kidnap Matt and use him for a pilot slave. [img]
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