He probably just thinks you're trying to drown him. And you're a lousy cat assassin.
Yep, it's Autumn. The marsh grass is pollinating on the Gulf Coast. Don't take a deep breath. Snot-fest Texas.
I assume y'all know that's from an old joke about a farmer describing his son's degrees listed on the mail box. BS, MS, PhD: bullsh-t, more of the...
Yes, but what else is there to do during down times but pick breadcrumbs outta the keyboard?
Is that a paper plate? This is too fancy for me.....Who eats peanut butter and bread on a plate?
Too right. After Ike hit here, I was on the phone in 30 min. talking to a relative in Arizona. All power was out, but the phone co. was out with...
''To-morrow and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time''. Or his...
Easy as hell. (Take notes) Can only do once in 48 hours. Annoying as hell.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY(she shouted), everybody deserves a Happy Day, even a Fat Orange Cat. @Randomacts
Indeed. I have found that at my age, I have gotten better and more efficient......and slower. 'Cause that is the first thing that comes with time.
The word evil comes to mind.
''What's important when you travel by plane?'' Ha, only two things. I don't care if there's free food or a cutie to bring me drinks and a pillow....
Basically, yes. It's not how much. It's how easy it is to do. You work harder now for the same amount.
Human: now that's pure cat love. Cat: do you think she's gonna drop some o' that bacon?
Well, at least you have an honest job.......lookie at that! I'm calling the orange cat honest. I must be getting demented.
I thought this was a hobby. Isn't a hobby something you don't make real money from?
I'm available to eat any broken cookies. I don't mind broken cookies, and have been told that my broken cookies taste the best.
So, what? They were all dead common? This makes me glad I'm neither that young, nor a fat orange cat with vision problems.
I'm here for the free lunch. Does it come with a drink?.....now RA will tell me there's no free lunch, 'cause he already ate it all.
I think I'd want that meat on the end of a really long stick. Instead of any where NEAR MY HAND.
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