01/13 - Fullest Friday!

I heard Donald Trump wants to build a wall so no more mexican peppers are allowed over (tremendouly spicy, he says) so you better stock up on those bad hombreanaros

 

Katy Perry is pop
carbonated drinks are soda

 

Woah man, I'm not that old yet.

 

Fiance thinks I'm insane for calling them potato bugs and claims I just made it up. NO MATT! That's just what we called them where I grew up!

 

Well both words are short for the term "SODA POP" so that makes us mid-westerners more efficient. And there is no excuse for the southern term 'coke'.

 

When I used to take my homemade sauce to the bar, I had a friend tell me it would be less painful to suck on his lite lighter than eat my sauce.

 

Where I live in Alabama, soda/pop/soda-pop are called "Coke", no matter what the brand is.

 

I do know when I was growing in Louisiana, every type of drink was a coke. Even a Pepsi was a coke. What do you want? I want a coke. What kind of coke. I'll have a Dr. Pepper coke. Or just a regular coke.

It was also Breakfast, Dinner, and Supper, not Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.

"Fixing to" was also a common phrase.

I could go on and on.

I've pretty much abandoned Southern speak, but I certainly have a connection to it.

 

One of my colleagues is from the south and refers to all SUVs as "Jeeps". Theoretically, she's not wrong, but when Jeep is a brand, you sound silly.

 

Work in fast food down south and you'll get used to saying "Do you want a coke, or do you want a coke"

 

Eerily accurate

 

Nah bruh I want a line.

 

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What kind of bear is this?
is NOT
polar


No, you are not polar, you damn RT.

 

The correct answer to that is, "I go on break in 5 minutes"

 

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But Tacobell already solved that by inventing the 4th meal.

 

I thought 4th meal was taco bell

 

apparently i'm midwestern even though English is my second language